Spitzer wont resign
Filed Under (Eliot Spitzer, Culture War, Hypocrisy, Politics) by Don C on 12-03-2008
I have been informed by an inside anonymous source that Elliot Spitzer, aka Elliot “Ness”, aka Mr Clean, aka Client #9, aka John, will not retire as planned over his whore dogging. My source is reporting that Spitzer was heard saying to his senior aides with a raised, determined voice, “So what? I am still Mister Clean, I just like to fuck a lot. Why do you think I spend $5,000 on a whore… To make sure she’s cleeeean.”
Reportedly, Spitzer was seen with his hands held out from his body in front of his chest, the tips of his forefingers touching his thumb and the remaining fingers out as if taking a sip from a dainty little tea cup. He was moving them in a widening, outward comma motion as he drew out the word “cleeean.”
Unnamed sources speaking on condition of anonymity because they are not authorized to speak to the press have reported Spitzer is determined to prevail: Buying a whore from a prostitution ring is okay as long as the girls are “cleeeean.” Lo all these years he’s only been shutting down the dirty little whores, not the clean whores.
