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Oliver Tickell is a funny man

Filed Under (Asshattery, Global Warming, Hypocrisy) by Don C on 11-08-2008

Even in the face of mass human extinction, these asshats like Oliver Tickell want to tax energy globally at 25% and give more tax money to the poor. How does that reconcile with the truth of things if we are at “the end of living and the beginning of survival”? In short, it doesn’t.

And one other thing. We will let Tickell be personally in charge of making Putin comply with his plan to save humanity. He can just run on over to Russia right now and tell him that he owes 25% of their energy production to some environmental world oligarchy. And while he’s there he can tell Putin to get the hell out of Georgia too.

If it comes down to survival of the fittest, pansies like Tickell and his enviro whacko buddies better forget about the poor and run find a good hidey hole — which I am sure is exactly what they would do — because there will be a changing of the guards in which I will have a prominent position, if not the supreme leader. The first order of business will to be to kill all the lawyers, then the environmentalists and their enablers.

For some reason, in the event of global catastrophe I don’t think we would see many episodes of liberals like Tickell actually helping the poor. They would run around screaming I told you so until some bad motherfucker chops their head off.

Not so fraternal order

Filed Under (Asshattery, Tyranny at home) by Don C on 09-07-2008

What a shame that only after thirty-five years on the job does New Orleans Police Sgt. Bobby Guidry finally realize that cops are a bunch of assholes eat up with their own self-importance and superiority.

I would say that New Orleans is run by a bunch of retarded inbred morons but that would be an insult to retarded inbred morons.

Morons.

Climate Justice

Filed Under (Asshattery, Global Warming) by Don C on 25-06-2008

Former Secretary General of UN Kofi Anan:

Former UN secretary general Kofi Annan on Tuesday called for ‘climate justice’, saying that it was polluters who should pay for the effects of climate change, and not the poorest and most vulnerable.

What an idiot like Kofi doesn’t understand is that the poorest countries are the worst polluters and that the poorest polluters are benefactors of the richest polluters. Americans cause more pollution because we make and export products that improve the daily lives of the poorest countries. Products like corn and the people willing to go over and pour it down their starving gullets.

The poorest countries must be held accountable for their fair share of pollution whether they produce it directly or indirectly through consumption. As a matter of fact, the poorest countries should have to pay extra if they are consuming donated products because there was no monetary offset on the rich producer’s side of the economic equation.

Why should a rich producer pay energy taxes on something that was given away to the poor polluters? In other words, who would willingly pay high taxes on a cost? The answer: many will not. Only the best of the best of the best philanthropist would do that. One who thinks taxes are good no matter what. How many of those are there out there I wonder.

Only someone who thinks the largess that flows from rich nations to poor nations is an unshirkable obligation instead of voluntary charity could think in such a way as Kofi and the rest of his one world ilk.

George Lucas is an idiot

Filed Under (Asshattery) by Don C on 04-06-2008

Obama jedi has the forceGeorge Lucas claims that the force is with Obama, proving that even simple minds of little substance can have powerful imaginations. George Lucas: “for all of us that have dreams and hope, [Obama] is a hero” (Link)

What a joke. I wonder what hopes and dreams Lucas has that he thinks Presidnet Obama will make come true? Kinda scary. I wish he would just take his gazillion dollars and go shut the hell up. Make another movie even though movie making must lie somewhere beneath his unattained hopes and dreams.

Oh, I bet I know what it is. It’s not about him. Lucas’ hopes and Dreams are for the little people, you and me. Hopes and dreams that we will be made to stop having bar-b-q’s and driving our cars in pursuit of our own pathetic little hopes and dreams.

Clint Eastwood bitch slaps Spike Lee

Filed Under (Asshattery, Media and Entertainment) by Don C on 21-05-2008

This is where Clint Eastwood should take a page from Kidd Rock’s book.

Spike Lee launched a bitter attack on Clint Eastwood yesterday

Lee said: “There were many African-Americans who survived that war and who were upset at Clint for not having one [in the films]. That was his version: the negro soldier did not exist. I have a different version.”

Spike Lee and Cline Eastwood

Yeah, ain’t America great? What is so sad that it is so painfully obvious that what Spike is really doing is using racism to pimp his new film. And if you go see Clint’s film and you don’t see Spike’s, you are a racist. Rumors are that Spike was looking to pick a fight with Tom Hanks because there were no negro astronauts in Apollo 13.

Applied to Spike Lee, bitter is the best one-word summary of a man I think there ever was.

Fruits of homeschool

Filed Under (Asshattery, Public Education, Crime) by Don C on 09-05-2008

These Kingwood kids are some freaks:

The Kingwood teenager’s story of decapitating a corpse and using the head to smoke marijuana was so outlandish that at first Houston Police Department senior police officer Jim Adkins did not believe it.

Not only did this moron, Kevin Wade Jones, Jr. of Kingwood, just blurt out the confession during his questioning about some vehicle burglaries without even being asked, he ratted out his friends too. I’m sure his buddy, Matthew Richard Gonzalez of Kingwood, is real happy with Jones right now. What an idiot. Both of them.

Now I could imagine a trio of stoners traipsing through the woods and finding a skull and thinking it was a good idea to make a bong out of it. Very strange; but plausible. But to go through the effort of digging up a grave just to desecrate the corpse is pretty damn low.

You think Kevin Wade Jones, Sr is proud of junior or what?

Cops creating problems where there aren’t any

Filed Under (Asshattery, Tyranny at home) by Don C on 08-05-2008

Since when is it against the law to study natural weather phenomena? Too bad somebody didn’t just kick the living shit out of the asshole Crane County Sheriff deputy, except I am sure the dickweed cop is more than willing to shoot anyone with the nerve to question his authority, much less lay hands on him. Not to mention the additional serious trouble one would be in for actually beating a stupid cop even though the beating was well-earned.

The worst thing about the whole stinking mess is that the asshole deputy is obviously supported by his asshole boss, Sheriff Robert DeLeon, and the local asshole judges which makes me think the whole matter is just another case of state-sponsored highway robbery. The only reason there was any problem was because there was an asshole cop present.

Crane County Sheriff’s Dept: 432-558-3571. Call em up and tell em they are a bunch of assholes.

UPDATE:

According to the January 31, 2008 edition of El Ave News Weekly, Crane County Sheriff DeLeon is running for re-election. He claims to “Protect and serve the people ‘always’”. Maybe someone could ask Sheriff DeLeon to explain exactly how he was protecting and serving the people by arresting a weather researcher and harassing a news reporter who were providing eyewitness information on a tornado to first response agencies.

Sheriff DeLeon is a Democrat so I suspect the truth of it is that they really need the $2,000. Every opportunity to scrape some money from the citizenry must be availed. All those new programs the Sheriff is so proud of are not cheap, even though they do serve the people.

Stephen King defends stupid remarks

Filed Under (Asshattery, Hypocrisy) by Don C on 07-05-2008

Stephen Kink impugns the military but how dare anyone impugn King’s patriotism.

“That a right-wing-blog would impugn my patriotism because I said children should learn to read, and could get better jobs by doing so, is beneath contempt,”

King says he supports the troops but detests everything they do and stand for. But he supports them.

Mr King, blogs are inanimate and I am not a blog, I am a person and not only do I impugn your patriotism but I assert that you are no patriot at all. A patriot would not defend such stupid remarks.

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Quote of the day

Filed Under (Asshattery) by Don C on 06-05-2008

“The irony here is that there are probably hundreds of copies of King’s books being read by soldiers in Iraq.” -Credible commenting on Stephen King’s recent incredibly ignorant impugning of the military.

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