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Eat more rice

Filed Under (Fearmongering) by Don C on 29-04-2008

Rice rationing spreads?

Rationing of rice by retail stores has spread as far as Israel since The New York Sun reported on the phenomenon in Northern California last week.

The Blue Square and Supersol supermarket chains have begun limiting purchases of rice, Israeli newspapers said yesterday. Supersol is restricting each customer to “three bags per type of grain product,” the Jerusalem Post reported. (Link)

Or is it more like after searching the world over The WaPo found one other store in Israel rationing rice.

It’s like we can’t grow more food out of the ground

Filed Under (Fearmongering) by Don C on 29-04-2008

SecState Condi Rice on Biofuels:

“There has been apparently some effect, unintended consequence from the alternative fuels effort,”

And. So what? How much corn and rice do we need to grow to meet rising demand and is there any reason whatsofuckingever we can’t start growing more crops to meet the demand or are all our farmers so used to being paid not to grow crops that they too are running around crying about the price of rice?

Maybe we do need to give the Mexicans amnesty along with 40 acres and a mule so someone will grow some crops. I think I might learn how to grow some corn.

Pfft. Until I see a bunch of farmers scrambling around trying to put more crops in the ground, I don’t believe there is a shortage. What we have is a run on the market that seems deliberate in the making.

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I must confess, I threw away a half a can of Libbey’s whole kernal corn the other day. Right down the disposal.

WSJ: Time for Americans to stockpile food

Filed Under (Fearmongering) by Don C on 25-04-2008

Where did the Wall Street Journal get this guy?

Stocking up on food may not replace your long-term investments, but it may make a sensible home for some of your shorter-term cash. Do the math. If you keep your standby cash in a money-market fund you’ll be lucky to get a 2.5% interest rate. Even the best one-year certificate of deposit you can find is only going to pay you about 4.1%, according to Bankrate.com. And those yields are before tax.

Meanwhile the most recent government data shows food inflation for the average American household is now running at 4.5% a year.

The article strikes me as a bit toungue-in-cheek but still, given the hysteria that has been floating around the past weeks about food rationing, I think it is an ill-advised article. And the advice, toungue-in-cheek or not, isn’t even good advice.

As I said the other day, if you want hedge against raising food prices, buy a commodity futures contract. Or buy stock in a farming conglomeration like ADM. Or buy forty acres and a mule and grow some corn. But stockpiling more than a couple of weeks worth of food is stupid.

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Global rice panic hits local residents hard
Stock up on non-perishables now

Still no shortage

Filed Under (Fearmongering) by Don C on 24-04-2008

This seems prudent:

Top retailer Wal-Mart’s Sam’s Club unit said Wednesday it is limiting the amount of rice individual shoppers could buy at one time, as rice prices hit new records around the world. Sam’s Club said it had temporarily placed limits of four 20-pound (nine-kilogram) bags a person for jasmine, basmati, and other long-grain white rice types.

We currently have plenty of rice for Sam’s Club Members,” the company said in a statement.

“However, like our competitors, we’re just taking the precautionary step of limiting sales of the very large 20 pound bags” of imported white rice, it said.

Sam’s Club, a members-only bulk retailer chain owned by Wal-Mart, the world’s largest retailer, said smaller-sized bags of rice were not affected by the restrictions; nor did they extend to Wal-Mart stores

Emphasis added. There was no mention of a shortage; Wal-Mart seems to be taking precautionary steps to prevent recent media hype and Costco’s supply chain problems from creating a run on the entire rice market, if it’s not already too late.

If a Chinese Food restaurant wants to hedge against rising rice prices, it should buy a commodities contract. Don’t go buy a year’s worth of rice at Wal-Mart. Greed leads to the dark side.

Here’s an idea. All the Chinese/Asian food restaurants who consume several tons of rice each year start a new marketing campaign. It goes something like this:

“You come eat you bring smar bag rice. You bring smar bag rice; you get smar discount. You bring no smar bag rice; you pay full expensive rice price.”

A very efficient way to distribute goods to those who ultimately consume them.

Rice is good, but noodles are OK too

Filed Under (Fearmongering) by Don C on 23-04-2008

Again with the food shortage lie.

Bay Area Shoppers Asked To Limit Rice Purchases
…And at least one Bay Area store is asking customers to hold back on their rice purchases. Costco has posted signs asking customers to follow their regular rice-buying habits.

At the least it is a blatant over-exaggeration. Same non-story, same store, new headline.

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According to the media, Japan is having a food shortage as well. But according to people in Japan, there is plenty of food. Same in Thailand: Bogus reports of riots due to food shortages.

So, who would benefit from advancing the hysteria of massive food shortages due to primarily the west’s desire to replace fossil fuels with corn oil? Hmmm, a state which produces oil maybe? One who doesn’t want to see large proportions of energy demands shifted away from petroleum towards alternative sources, maybe? Or maybe just a group of media moguls, aka the MSM, who openly support those who would be harmed by a reduction in oil demand?

Costco is the breadbasket of the world

Filed Under (Fearmongering) by Don C on 21-04-2008

According to the New York Sun, Costco’s problem with their rice supplies is the same as “food rationing in the breadbasket of the world“. Seems at least one other retailer would have to be suffering from shortages for there to be any real concern. Even according to the article this is not the case.

Fear is root of all hyperbole

Filed Under (Fearmongering) by Don C on 30-03-2008

What’s with these guys?

“Our military will not sit idle until warmongers launch a pre-emptive strike,” the North’s official Korean Central News agency said. “Everything will be in ashes, not just a sea of fire, if our advanced pre-emptive strike once begins.” (Link)

Oh yeah? Well our advanced advanced double-pre-emptive strike will result in the mother of all firebombs on your cities.

It’s a luxury, not an addiction

Filed Under (Fearmongering, Internet) by Don C on 25-03-2008

Like having access to all human knowledge is an addiction.

Do as we say, dammit, or you’re going to hell

Filed Under (Fearmongering, Whimsy) by Don C on 24-03-2008

My father-in-law told a story this weekend about an old country German who went to church and took the Holy Communion once a year, whether he needed it or not, I’d guess. Well, some ol’ holier-than-thous kept telling him that once a year isn’t enough. Enough of what I don’t know but maybe they felt he wasn’t going to make the final cut on once a year.

Anyway after they tried to make him do what they wanted one too many times the old man quit going to church altogether, which the church snobs probably didn’t mind since he was a bad influence on others; it absolutely would not do to have any more of the congregants thinking they could skate by on only one trip to church per year.

I wonder how the old church snobs would feel if they found out that Communion once a year was wholy sufficient, but just barely and that by driving the old German away from his annual pilgrimage to Church with their evil manipulations they cost him his eternal salvation?

Probably it doesn’t work that way and the old German was right when he figured he didn’t really even need to go once a year.

Tax Masters hit fest continues

Filed Under (TaxMasters, Fearmongering) by Don C on 25-01-2008

I’ve noticed Patrick Cox and his TaxMasters commercials running on FoxNews this week. Trying to reel in some new “customers” I suppose and consequently the TaxMasters search referrals are going bonkers. If you haven’t followed the saga the negative comments are still coming in here. The story is so hot that attorneys and CPAs are spamming the comments, trolling for “customers” too I suppose.

Ten thousand hits from this scandal may have been a great underestimate. Keep running those ads Pat.

The sky is falling… again

Filed Under (Fearmongering) by Don C on 05-01-2008

I’ve been meaning to get to this topic for some time (like every time I see or hear about the looming food shortage crisis or when I throw away all the extra food at my house that is so abundant that I clog my disposal from time to time trying to put to much in at once) but I knew there would be no dearth of opportunity to use a current link. These nut cases are usually more careful than to predict catastrophe within the next 12 months but this guy Donald Coxe procedes confidently onto the limb:

A new crisis is emerging, a global food catastrophe that will reach further and be more crippling than anything the world has ever seen. The credit crunch and the reverberations of soaring oil prices around the world will pale in comparison to what is about to transpire, Donald Coxe, global portfolio strategist at BMO Financial Group said at the Empire Club’s 14th annual investment outlook in Toronto on Thursday.

“It’s not a matter of if, but when,” he warned investors. “It’s going to hit this year hard.”

Relatively speaking, if you know how to cook, food is so cheap it’s not even funny. If you eat out all the time and consume only pre packaged foods, then it is a bit more expensive. The next time you drop a hundred and fifty bucks in the grocery store, give the three-foot long receipt a closer look and note the big-ticket items. It’s not fruit and veggies eating a hole in your wallet. It’s not corn. It’s water-based drinks of all flavors and potencies draining the bank account. It’s tobacco if you smoke (most of which money goes to the government, which is to say, up in smoke.) And it’s toiletries and medicinals sending a good chunk of the paycheck down the toilette.

The mistake these guys make in predicting doom is basing their assumptions on the zero sum theory where there is a state of equilibrium and for any one person to have more means another has to do with less. They make no adjustment for human ingenuity and the power of freedom and capitalism. It never occurs to them that the millions of people who are coming into the middle class can take care of themselves which is largely the reason they are coming into the middle class.

Mr. Coxe said crop yields around the world need to increase to something close to what is achieved in the state of Illinois, which produces over 200 corn bushes an acre compared with an average 30 bushes an acre in the rest of the world.

There ya go, but I would have thought Iowa would have the honor of being the biggest huskers. It sure seems odd that Illinois has such an advantage over Iowa and the rest of the world. If I lived in Iowa, or Texas for that matter, and were a corn farmer I would move my operations to Illinois.

Here is what I think Mr Coxe is afraid of:

“[Increasing crop yields] will be done with more fertilizer, with genetically modified seeds, and with advanced machinery and technology,” he said.

I guarantee that there are people out there who would be only too happy to let billions of people subsist in poverty and squalor than to use more fertilizer and genetically modified seeds. They will just have to wait until we find a better way to feed them.

What do Beaver Aplin and Patrick Cox have in common?

Filed Under (TaxMasters, Fearmongering) by Don C on 29-12-2007

I have three days to accumulate a few more page views in order to set a new high mark for the past twelve months. We are not talking huge numbers here but since I started paying a little attention to the blog, and writing a bit more, it is nice to see the number go up a bit as a result.

Again, kudos to Patrick Cox, whose apparent shoddy operations over at TaxMasters has contributed greatly to the high water mark. Also, I put a clever redirection on my 404 Error page so all the incoming links with the old URLs and permalinks are mapping correctly to the archives database here in the garage.

The redirect fix means that my Boycott Bucees referrals are beginning to come in again. (Yes, they still come in daily even though someone snatched the BoycottBucees.com domain name from me. I’m still not sure how they did that, which probably means it was my fault.)

Speaking of Boycott Bucees, since I still have not stepped foot in a Bucees store since the gas gouging debacle during the Hurricane Rita, I need to put up the sidebar linking to at least the front page explaining the whole thing, doncha think. I never did care for all the nasty personal comments but what are you going to do? Censor? Who knew there would be so much vitriol towards the Beave Aplin and Wasik in the community.

This post, obviously, is for nothing other than to help solidify my search engine placements on these subjects so my number one referrals continue to bring in as much traffic as possible before midnight on December 31. I hate to be that way, but — heck, no I don’t. Stoking controversy for the sake of higher page view numbers is fun. Is that bad? I’m Just kidding. Maybe.

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Like We live in Never-Never Land

Filed Under (Global Warming, Fearmongering) by Don C on 07-12-2007

Like BaBa Boxer and the rest of them will always be in charge and the children will never grow up

“We are facing a crisis that will hit our children and our grandchildren the hardest if we do not act now. Not to act would be wrong, cowardly, and irresponsible,” said Senator Barbara Boxer, a California Democrat, chairwoman of the committee.

My kids are 12 and 8 and I believe they are both smarter and likely wiser than BaBa. Straight up, I’d rather wait and give the kids a shot at fixing the alleged looming global warming catastrophe than see any more work by the current set of fools running things.

For all we know we may just now be reaching optimal CO2 levels in the atmosphere.

RIF at the UN

Filed Under (Fearmongering) by Don C on 20-11-2007

Drudge today:

INFECTION CORRECTION…
UN Cuts Estimate Of AIDS Epidemic…
Population With Virus Overstated by Millions…

Drudge yesterday:

UN WARNING OF ‘UNRECOGNIZABLE’ EARTH… *
WARMING WARNING OF ‘UNRECOGNIZABLE’ EARTH *
‘EXTINCTION FOR THIRD OF ALL PLANT, ANIMAL SPECIES’… *

I think I’ve seen enough of th UN’s work to know they do not need any more work. Actually a big reduction in force is in order over there. Heck, in DC too.

Creatures from outter space

Filed Under (Fearmongering) by Don C on 23-09-2007

Alien creatures may cause shifts in polar ice caps:

Scientists acknowledged that both poles were extraordinarily complicated systems of ice, water and land, and that the mix of human and natural influences was not easy to clarify.

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