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Hyperion Mini Nuclear Reactor

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 26-08-2008

I want one that is about a tenth of the size that I can have at my house or carry in my car.

A small portable nuclear reactor about the size of a phone booth could be the key to securing America’s energy future. The Hyperion nuclear battery is filled with an uranium hydride core and surrounded by a hydrogen atmosphere. The self sufficient nuclear generator is simply buried underground and hooked up to a steam turbine it generates enough electricity to power a 25,000-home community for at least five years. (Link)

Hidden cost of buying cheap

Filed Under (Tech, Business) by Don C on 25-08-2008

I wonder how much money did HSBC bank “save” on acquiring IT services over the past year.

A statement from the bank Friday said while most of the impacted systems are now up and running, recovery efforts continue.

The problems started Sunday when the bank’s core computer in Buffalo went down, leaving some customers without up-to-date account information. Thousands of University at Buffalo and Catholic Health System employees with direct deposit were late getting paid.

The bank’s branches have been staying open late to manually handle some transactions.

Followup to the Telecommuting post

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 22-08-2008

I had to wrap up the previous article quickly yesterday because I had to hurry fifty miles to pick my kid up from daycare so let me clarify a couple of things.

In the final paragraph I am referring to the FLSA that defines exempt and non-exempt employees. I can imagine a lot of people went”Huh” with no link or anything.

The productivity examples I gave were also rather quickly put together as I was writing. Broad numbers were used to make the illustration simple. There is actual math behind the thinking but that would be another article.

To qualify my perspective I am currently working inside a chemical plant with an actual time clock and have to take a thirty minute lunch every day no matter what. In other words, a half hour is automatically deducted from my time everyday. Since 1996 except for a brief period of holding the title Small Business Owner, I have worked as a contract IT professional, usually contracted on a long-term basis. In all but for maybe 1 or 2 short engagements there was no option to work from home for even a single day each week. I have had a computer lab in my home office since for as long as I can remember and have all the gear needed for modern secure communications but that doesn’t matter. Even though I have to commonly commute more than fifty miles one way, it doesn’t matter even though these corporations all purport to be “green.” This is a guess but probably the vast majority of air pollution in big cities is due to all the cars driving to and from work every day. Still, it doens’t matter. Why? Because it is about control.

So given my recent posts bitching about work, money, and life in general this post is not actually in that series. Though it may seem like it’s a continuation of the series I have written about this topic many times over the years. As a matter of fact I think later I am going to tie this article in with a previous one and propose a solution to the daily commute.

Small minded managers fear losing control, and their jobs

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 21-08-2008

Slashdot has some interesting commentary on this Computerweek article entitled Get tough on telecommuting: 6 questions to ask before you say yes. The article is pretty worthless unless someone has been living under a rock and has just heard about telecommuting for the very first time. The six questions rehash the same lame arguments against telecommuting that have been around for a decade, signaling that the thinking hasn’t changed much.

So why hasn’t the thinking changed very much. I’ll tell you. The resistance to telecommuting is about one thing and only one thing: Control.

Managers with a workforce of telecommuters might find they have nothing to do with their time during the day. The more workers who telecommute, the fewer people they have to bird dog; the fewer people they have to blame for their fuckups; the fewer people they have to give their shit work too; and the fewer sycophants they have to kiss their ass. Having your ass kissed over the Internet is no fun. In other words, the manager’s very existence begins to come unraveled. For low and mid level managers telecommuting is the harbinger of unemployment and is to be resisted and fought with every ounce of their strength.

From the Computerweek article.

Most experienced managers stress that you must establish “well-defined deliverables” for teleworkers, and then judge performance accordingly.

People eligible for telecommuting should already know what their deliverables are. If a professional must always have their deliverables defined for them they should be not be working remotely and they probably should not be called a professional.

On the face of it, that approach seems simple enough. For task-oriented jobs, it’s easy to measure performance in terms of output. For an IT support person, for example, you might track how many tickets he handled per day and whether problems were successfully solved.

But such an approach implies that it doesn’t matter how much or little time it takes to do the job. And that raises a sometimes thorny question: Are you paying employees for their output, their time, or both? Some people work faster or more efficiently than others, especially when working from home. If an employee hits his output working only four hours a day, is that a win-win situation or poor use of a company’s business asset?

First, businesses must quit thinking of their employees as business assets. I am not a business asset, I am a person. If employees were treated as people instead of as things to be managed and used and then thrown away, a lot of the productivity and performance issues would simply disappear.

Second, the question raised in the excerpt is not “thorny” and would not even be raised if it weren’t for greedy corporations trying to take advantage of their employees. The implied premise is that employees who can work faster at home (or who simply choose to do so in order to free up some extra personal time) will work as fast or faster at the office because a manager is bird-dogging them. This is simply not the case. Without a commensurate benefit the opposite is actually true.

Professionals are paid for the value of their knowledge and expertise, not their time. Even professionals who bill by the hour are still selling the value of their time, not the actual time, because they get paid for brainpower not for time spent toiling on the clock. The price/performance value is either there or it is not there. If the value is there, efforts to coerce an employee into producing more value in the same amount of time is impractical, immoral, and for the most part futile. Furthermore, such practices cause undue stress, grief, job dissatisfaction, and ultimately job turnover. In short, it is extremely counterproductive and could even lead to vindictiveness on the part of the employee.

Here it is in a nutshell: The manager says I am not working fast enough and I tell him I can do it faster, but it will cost more. The manager says the quality of my work product is not up to par and I tell her I can do better, but it will take more time. The manager says I need to deliver a better product in a shorter time frame for the same price and as any business person would do, I say pfft, go to Hell!

The biggest part of being a professional is knowing the value of your time and demanding to be paid adequately for it. I know the value of my time and I stand firm on the principle of an honest day’s work for an honest day’s pay. On the flip side I would never expect a client/employer to pay for work not performed. Other than perpetrating a fraud, there is no way to bill 40 hours for 20 hours of work if the client doesn’t perceive 40 hours worth of value. Unless they are incompetent they simply wont buy it.

But lets say a programmer makes 20% more than the average rate and bills the client for 30 hours. The client received work equivalent to 40 hours of an average worker’s output so they are happy. So what difference would it make if as a result of experience, focus, and efficiency it only took the programmer 20 actual hours at the computer to complete the work for which he billed 30 hours? Should the employer benefit from that efficiency or should the worker? Why in the world would the client care how long it actually took the programmer to do the work if they are satisfied that they are getting good value for their money? The honest observer will be able to come up with only one answer: The client wouldn’t care unless they were interested in only paying for the actual 20 hours spent at the terminal even though they received a 40 hour value.

Furthermore, the time of exempt professionals who are typically creative problem solvers can not fairly be pigeonholed into either “working” or “not working.” A highly skilled professional can be walking on a treadmill and thinking about how to solve a highly complex problem. Walking may even enhance the problem solving process. Problem solving, aka thinking, is part and parcel of the value for which the the professional bills his client, or employer. A solution derived on the golf course is just as valuable than if the solution was derived while sitting in front of a computer terminal. I might not be able to bill a client for playing golf, but I can and should bill for the value of the solution.

Requiring IT professionals to be onsite for every hour billed is in my opinion an effort to recoup the premium earned by the experienced professional. Resistance to telecommuting trends for the silly reasons mentioned in the article will not change the dynamics of the professional relationship. All it does is waste the professional’s time since he is a professional and thus by definition will not deliver more value than what is paid for.

Market dynamics make the telecommuting arrangement work and corporate suspicion and greed makes it unworkable. The arrangement works for lawyers, accountants, and other professional people but not for IT Professionals. Why is that? My opinion is that it is due to the obstinate refusal to allow highly educated and skilled professionals make the premium wages they deserve. And I think it goes back to control as I mentioned in the opening. People compensated beyond their basic living necessity are not as easy to control as someone living from paycheck to paycheck. Financially secure people are more likely to tell a corporate idiot to take a long walk on a short pier.

In line with everything said, I have a better approach to managing telecommuters: Place a value on the telecommuter’s time that can be expressed as an hourly rate. A senior guy gets a 20% premium and a junior guy gets a 20% discount. The telecommuter invoices the employer for services rendered each day by listing all the stuff they did and the time spent doing all the stuff, including documenting all the stuff. This is a highly effective form of accountability and high-performance professionals do not have any qualms with being accountable since they probably already keep up with all this stuff anyway.

The employer then accepts or disputes the bill based on the work product received. At the end of the year if you are paying an employee $100,000 in annual salary and have accepted more than $100,000 in invoices from him there exists a mutually beneficial relationship that makes economic sense. If the amount of invoices accepted is less than $100,000, there is a problem. Statistical analysis will show whether the problem lies with the telecommuter or with the employer’s processes. If the telecommuter’s value is low but is within a standard deviation of the other telecommuter’s value then the problem is with the employer. If the value deficit is more than a standard deviation from the other telecommuters, then there is a problem with the telecommuter.

In a client vendor relationship it is usually sufficient that the value received is at least equal to the amount paid. In the employer-employee relationship, receiving value that surpasses what was paid for is not good enough. If the employee can contribute more, then the employee must contribute more. Working 7 hours when being paid for 8 is unacceptable even when 9 hours of productivity is being delivered. Corporations have line management and middle management to enforce these codes. The employer position is one of entitlement because they view the employee as a corporate asset. If the employee is required to be at the office, managers mistakenly think they can squeeze out that extra productivity when in actuality all they are doing is robbing valuable time from the employee which the employee could spend on something more personally rewarding than sitting in a cube taking crap from a retarded manager.

In theory, for exempt professional employees the amount of time spent working is supposed to be irrelevant but in practice the whole concept of an exempt employee is a fiction. Employers still tend towards maximize production based on time even though it is against the law and counterproductive.

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There is a follow up post with commentary here.

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How much Uranium is there?

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 19-08-2008

Just the other day I was reading about all the Uranium in Virginia that Virginians aren’t allowed to mine and I was wondering how much Uranium there is to be exploited and how long can we run nuclear reactors if all our energy came from nuclear power. Well, turns out we can run for a long, long time on nuclear. Like a few billion years.

Batteries are important to our energy solution

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 13-08-2008

One of the biggest clogs in the energy pipeline that we haven’t been able to crack is battery technology. For all the advances that have been made over the past two decades, batteries are still quite inefficient. If we had a 99% efficient method to store vast quantities of energy, it would at least buy us an additional 100 years or so to solve our energy problems before the oil runs out. Efficient batteries would make energy collection methods like solar and wind much more feasible.

I don’t think the oil is going to run out anytime soon but we still need good batteries to keep the price of oil down. I don’t know if I am stupid or crazy, or both, but I am certain that the original geologic manufacturing process of crude oil has never been explained satisfactorily. To me, anyone who thinks oil comes from dead dinosaurs is missing some critical thinking skills. There are so many things we don’t know but no body like to say we don’t know. Like all the junk DNA. But the bottom line is that we don’t know what we don’t know. But that doesn’t make unknown things impossible.

For example, is this scenario impossible: In the beginning of our solar system Earth was a gas moon of Saturn and was much like Titan with hydrocarbon oceans and hydrocarbons raining from the sky. Then a big icy comet came flying by and struck Titan and pushed the resulting ball of iron, nickel, and hydrocarbons into it’s own orbit around the sun. Maybe that’s how God created Earth, by slamming an ice comet into a gas moon on Saturn.

Doesn’t that make more sense than decayed dinosaurs? Does to me. And if that were the case it makes sense that the hydrocarbons in all their different forms are caused to separate out and bubble to the surface by the centrifugal force of the spinning earth. So even if no more oil and other formulations of hydrogen and carbon are being constructed from the raw elements by the immense heat and pressure in the mantle of the earth, what’s already there will take a long time to use up. We’ve literally barely scratched the surface in our efforts to recover energy from the earth. The earth is nothing but a big ball of energy. Like a battery.

Greedy Corporations II

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 10-08-2008

If Swearengen would comment more I would probably post more. One of his comments again prompted a reply that went out of control, length wise. His comment:

Ya know Don, after keypunching cards hoping not to spill decks and fuck up the JCL, I graduated to hanging tapes on the graveyard shift. The IBM mainframes were the wave of the future, and I was a ridin’ that surf. Then, the fuckin IBM PC came out along with the apple. Those little hard drives came out and suddenly our diswasher size hard drives with the removable disks, and computer rooms the size of a football fields started shrinking. But the skills to work all that shit were still in demand, greatly. I had been moved into database analysis at that point and the director of our dept at the time told me his “vision”, that we’d all have a desktop computer on our desks in the next 3 years and not just a “dumb terminal”. I thought we’d never get rid of all those VT220’s! Guess what? MF made me in charge of his “vision”. In other words, I installed over 300 PC’s on a novell network…. I think running windows 3.0. It was really messy. It went on and on, and here I am, working graveyards again, like time is going backward. Rather than advancing, I expect to be hanging tapes again soon, as my job duties go to India yet again. I just can’t make it on $6 per day, as I’m sure not many of you can’t. That’s about what my co-worker over there makes. After three years I can understand him on the phone, but most people he tries to help cannot. I don’t see how companies get away with this. Everyone I talk to hates dealing with India or China when it comes to support, especially high level 1 support.

As Cathy Bates said in “Rat Race”, “should’a bought a squirrel…”, cause I’m about to go over that cliff.

Great post Don. Props to your muse.

My muse thinks I am bitching too much.

Sounds like you’ve been around a bit longer than me. I never hanged any tapes. I worked with JCL only in college and was at the forefront of the PC movement in the early 80’s–well before Windows. At the tender age of about 21 I worked at a small computer store in Nacogdoches shoving PC’s and Apple’s out the door just as fast as I could.

So in effect I was one of the new guys who brought about the end to the old ways.

The current situation is different though. We are not suffering from young guys coming along and displacing the old guys with better ideas based on newer technology. I understand and routinely operate all the latest technologies at a level that might not be the top of my game but is still at a level proven to be higher than the vast majority of people that can be found to perform the miracles that I am routinely called upon to perform. Please forgive my momentary lack of humility.

But that doesn’t matter. CIO’s and their bean counting puppet masters hold firm to the assertion that since they can get a semblance of the talent from India at a fraction of the cost, I, too, must work for a fraction of the cost. And they come up with ingenious ways to get what they want. The most egregious of these methodologies is the parasite staff recruiting companies, who as the entrenched middle man in the procurement of technical staffing are siphoning off the gravy from our labors–up to 25-35% in most cases, I think–for delivering absolutely no value to the worker. To sign anything more than a three month contract with these guys is madness.

These agencies work for the employer, so the employer should pay the employment firms directly for their services. Implicitly granting these agencies the right to whatever piece of our wages that they can squeeze out of us retarded computer geniuses for doing nothing more than running an Internet resume collection operation and paying some flunkies to match words on a staff requisition to the words on resumes goes way beyond unfair. I refuse to deal with 99% of these leeches.

In this century it’s been for the most part a losing game for me so far. Going direct with the big corporations is almost unheard of anymore. But one thing I know is that you can’t expect to make money by giving your services away for free. If you work for less than the market value of your service then you are giving a portion of your services away for free and you are not only cutting your own throat, but the throats of your colleagues as well.

Here is an example: Lets say Corp A needs a VB.NET programmer and the rate is $70 an hour. An agency in receipt of the requisition (and there are likely more than one agency with the requisition) sifts through all resumes and finds all those who are available with the word VB.NET on their resume and starts calling them on the phone to ask if they will take the job for $40 an hour. If the programmer has any dignity accompanying their skills, they hold out for $45. If the “recruiter” has a stack of resumes with the word VB.NET on them, it will keep working through the stack until someone takes the job for $40.

Now, a really good programmer with years and years of experience that has VB.NET as well as a host of other words on his resume who wants $55 will never even be presented to the employer because the employer might actually ask to interview that guy, if they saw the resume. $55 is well within the offered rate of $70 so I would imagine that the customer might expect to see some of those candidates. But they aren’t seeing them and they wont. And if they are seeing any of them I bet the candidate becomes unavailable by the time the rubber meets the road.

Beyond an initial six months of a contract within which a staffing agency will make back all their expenses plus a sizable profit, it should be illegal for an agency to make more than a small percentage of the billing rate, like say 5%. Dog Catchers could probably figure out how to bring about this contractual environment faster than an IT Professional can.

Greedy corporations

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 08-08-2008

From Slashdot:

“Employment statistics from the US Department of Labor show what most IT people have already realized: IT jobs are getting harder to come by. According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, 13,000 jobs in the information industry were cut in July, bringing the total to 44,000 year over year. An additional 5,000 jobs were lost in telecom this past month. The statistics reinforce a recent survey of top CIOs who indicated that they will be reducing their IT staff over the coming year. According to a staffing research firm, some jobs have gone to outsourcers, while other jobs are simply going away, either due to cost-oriented automation efforts or due to increasing the remaining staff’s workload.”

Is there any other enterprise where the masters of such an essential cog are discounted and abused the way IT professionals are discounted and abused? People in the computer industry for all their brains are pretty darn stupid. By striving to be the best at what we do we often wind up making ourselves redundant; also known as working oneself out of a job. An attorney would never do this. A doctor would never do this. A dog catcher would never do this. Any normal person with any kind of predilection towards self-preservation would never do this so it baffles me as to why technology professionals would spend one iota of effort towards making computers and computing more accessible when it is to our extreme detriment to do so. Why would we do anything that would allow the computer illiterate to operate technology without paying a suitable wage for the skills, training, and experience that goes into making a top tier IT Pro? Yes, cheaper services are available from India, but not necessarily equivalent to the home grown old-timers. In America our corporations have no problems throwing other Americans and their families under the bus to save a few percentage points on IT expenses.

When you have people who make $250,000+ who can not do their jobs without the constant assistance from an $65,000- technology professional, there is something wrong with the picture. Maybe the 250K guy should be making 150K and the 80K guy should be making 150K too. Well, the 250k guy probably wont take 150K and the computer guy will take 65K so problem solved. Darwinism at work.

When you ask a CIO why they are reducing staff you get silly answers like we are outsourcing, or we are automating, or we are making our remaining IT folk more productive but the reality of it is is that they are reducing staff because they were told to do so by a bean counter who has no clue as to how to run an IT organization. So the CIO, who in many cases is a complete technical idiot since the CIO is more of a political job than it is a functional job, has told you the results of the cuts not the reason for the cuts.

When you hear businesses plead with the government that they need to increase the yearly number of H-1b visas because there is not enough skilled workers in America to meet the demand what they really mean to say is there is not enough skilled labor available that will work for cheap cheap so that they can pocket more money for themselves. If that is not greed, then there is no such thing as greed.

For us middle-aged, middle-class IT professionals, this is all very sad really. The particular situation of the IT industry clearly exposes in general why the American Dream is called the American Dream and not the American Reality.

Anti-virus is a scam

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 24-05-2008

CISCO’S CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER on anti-virus products: “It’s completely wasted money”

Though I agree with Cisco’s John Stewart, according to the ZDNet story, security software vendors did not agree. Big surprise.

Here is the problem. If you have one person in your organization who is prone to launch a virus, either accidentally or on purpose, all your anti-virus protections have to be perfect or else you will be compromised. Every organization of any size will have one of these people and probably more than one. The problem is that computer systems are created and operated by imperfect people and thus there is no such thing as a perfect computing system. So it’s a complete waste of money, just like homeland security.

Of course I use anti-virus, but I don’t spend any money on it. If you are paying money for anti-virus software, you are a dupe. Nor do I patch my operating system unless absolutely necessary, which in the last several years has been none. I am running XP SP2 with no patches on three PC’s right now and since my installation will not pass the Window’s genuine advantage bullshit, even though I must own about 20 XP licenses from all the PC’s I’ve bought over the years, I simply do not patch. It’s as simple as that.

My primary protection from the outside world comes from a properly configured hardware firewall. My secondary protection is proper training on email use. Here is the email training: Do NOT ever open an email if you do not know who sent it and it wasn’t expected. Just don’t even open it. Like it never happened.

Considering that I am running a secure Win NT4 server I think it might be a while before Microsoft causes me to buy a new copy of Windows. If Microsoft does somehow cause me to have buy a new copy of Windows, it will be a Linux version. Heh.

Oh, I forgot to mention. I rarely get a viruses on my workstation. Maybe twice in 25 years. Even with a wife and two kids running free on the internet I bet I have only had to clean one virus in the last five years from a PC I control.

Linux to bring custom user interfaces to your car?

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 24-05-2008

I don’t think I’ve ever witten about the lack of custom user interfaces to automotive electronics, but I have mentioned the lack of options to friends a few times over the last couple of years. There is an amazing amount of software involved in modern automobiles and for the most part the consumer has zero control over it. For example, the new Toyota Tundra I bought a few months ago has about 47,000 sensors — okay, maybe not that many — and I can not set, reset, or modify any one of them. After the car leaves the showroom having met all the governmnet required standards, the consumer should be able to modify the equipment however they wish.

The first thing I would do is modify the seat belt chime. I don’t mind the car reminding me to strap in when I first get underway, but after that, further warnings are a strict no no. I might want to disable the door chimes, running lights, and inside lights altogether if I am driving through a wildlife refuge trying to take photos.

Well, help might be on the way:

Wind River is joining Intel to develop an open source Linux platform to your car and shake up the auto industry by bringing greater innovation, efficiency and development speed to the emerging in-car infotainment market.

It’s a radical effort to force automakers — which tend to favor evolutionary, not revolutionary, R&D - to embrace open source as a way to speed up development. If Wind River and Intel pull it off, it would be a crucial step toward spurring innovation and cooperation in the growing but fractured in-car multimedia market.

This is cool. And not really for the reason of reprogramming the seat belt warning — though I would do that — but for the purposes of interfacing other devices you own with your expensive automobile. Why should I pay a premium price for multimedia gear in a car when the technology is available, and probably already owned, in much more flexible packaging as well as lower price? I don’t want to have to shop for a car that has the right combination of digital accessories; I want a car that doesn’t have any accessories but provides industry standard interfaces to my existing equipment. I don’t want to load six CD’s into my car when I already have a thousand ripped to my PC. I don’t need a GPS system when I already have one on my phone. And so on.

Many would say their intelligence is already artificial

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 20-05-2008

Via Instapundit:

RANDALL PARKER: “As we design computer systems to make us do what their designers decided are the best behaviors from us we are effectively designing computer systems to manipulate us. I suspect that the first AIs deployed into widespread use will therefore possess enormous skills for manipulating humans.”

So the first AI will be politicians?

Go west young man, go west!

Filed Under (Tech, Business) by Don C on 19-05-2008

I find it very disheartening that the very trends I have been predicting for at least a decade have largely come to pass… for everyone except me. I still have to trudge 55 miles one way to work at a crappy job for a boss which I have to see face-to-face several times a day. The kicker is that the majority of the work I could do from TheGarage.

If anyone should be enjoying the fruits of the Next American Frontier, it’s me.

Elementary Geology is a Mystery

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 05-05-2008

This is too funny:

You know Earth’s schematic: core, mantle, crust, right? Sorry, not so simple.

About four years ago I made fun of mankind’s dismal state of the art knowledge regarding something as basic as the composition of this molten rock on which we live. It seems they are still no closer to the truth of it.

And, what surely is a runner-up in the worst analogies ever contest

Like the gooey center of a chocolate morsel harboring peanut butter and honey, inner Earth is far more nuanced than outward appearances would suggest. A new model is proposed in the May 2 issue of the journal Science.

The word “nuanced” has moved way in to the overused category don’t you think? It simply does not fit here unless you are trying to explain how global warming causes global cooling or something.

All that has really happened here is that yet another scientific institute has provided evidence that we don’t really even know the composition of the earth much less what process created hydrocarbons and how much is left.

Here is the crux:

New data reveal the mantle consists of more varying material than was thought. So convection — how heated material bubbles up — is now thought to work differently.

“Imagine a pot of water boiling,” explains researcher Allen McNamara of Arizona State University. “That would be all one kind of composition. Now dump a jar of honey into that pot of water. The honey would be convecting on its own inside the water and that’s a much more complicated system.”

Are you kidding me? So we haves piles of oil just bubbling up?

RFID Post-It Notes?

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 03-05-2008

It’s a cool idea:

The electronic note system is instead based around a digital pen and special pad, which saves your notes as you jot them down on RFID-embedded Post-Its. Software on your PC then does some quick OCR and, according to the inventors, “uses its understanding of the user’s intentions, content, and the context of the notes to provide the user with reminders, alerts, messages, and just-in-time information.”

But it would be much more useful if you could send about a MB of info to the RFID then hand write on the note what’s in it. So if I wanted to give out my famous meat loaf recipe to someone I could load the recipe into my favorite text editor and click “Send To Sticky”, write on the sticky what it is, rip it off and hand to someone worthy.

X-Prize Rocks

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 02-05-2008

The whole concept of the X-Prize is the most brilliant thing that I’ve come across in a long while. In pursuit of an X-Prize for automotive innovation high school kids are building cars that could someday compete with the world’s largest car-makers.

Is this going on around the world, or is it only in America? Cause I’m wanting to say, “Only in America!”

China opens bridge on trial basis

Filed Under (Tech, Whimsy) by Don C on 02-05-2008

Chinese build “world’s largest sea bridge,” second in length only to Louisaisna’s Ponchatrain causeway.

The bridge was opened to traffic on a trial basis at 11.58 pm (1658 GMT), Xinhua said. However, officials did not know how long the trial would last, it added. (Link)

How do you open a 22 mile bridge on a trial basis? Is it like a beta test to see if there will be a massive failure?

Win XP SP3: Way late but still welcome

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 22-04-2008

Microsoft’s Win XP Service Pack 3 (SP3) is so far overdue it’s not even funny. If I remember correctly the original release was expected in 2006. Then it was late 2007. And now finally we get the damn product.

Whether they want to admit it or not, the Win XP Service Pack represents Microsoft’s flagship product and I think the strategy of holding back the product as a way to force people to Vista is misguided and is one that may bite Microsoft in the ass. Probably not too bad of a bite, but detrimental still.

I wonder how much market share has been lost in their failed push of the flawed Vista product?

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Related:

SP3: A quick painless upgrade - Wow, too bad Vista couldn’t achieve that

Bionics

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 22-04-2008

If we don’t blow ourselves up first, the day might someday come when people choose to have a good eye replaced with a bionic eye, along with some hearing enhancers.

Surgeons have carried out the first operations in Britain using a pioneering “bionic eye” that could in future help to restore blind people’s sight.

Two successful operations to implant the device into the eyes of two blind patients have been conducted at Moorfields Eye Hospital in London.

Even the most rudimentary devices are three to five years away, but it’s a start.

Dept of Creative Billing Mistakes

Filed Under (Tech, Business) by Don C on 27-03-2008

AT&T CEO SAYS HARD TO FIND SKILLED U.S. WORKERS: That explains why my AT&T bill is so screwed up. I believe their inability to get my billing correct amounts to theft since it is never, ever an error in my favor.

I am thinking about finally making the change over to cellular only. For what we are getting from AT&T residential service at over a hundred bucks a month — which I think would only be about $60 if AT&T could just manage to get my bill correct — me and the wife could both have a nice smartphone, like a crackberry, with our own number, email… the whole ball of wax. This seems to be a good idea if for no other reason than I wont have to deal with AT&T about fixing my bill.

Nerds talk politics

Filed Under (Tech, Politics) by Don C on 07-03-2008

SNARKY BASTARDS: The Dune theory of Democrat Politics: “Barak Obama is the the Democratic Party’s Kwisatz Haderach” Funny if you’ve ever read the Dune series.

Crazy computer power

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 06-03-2008

Moore’s law continues.

The Core series will eventually be superseded by the Nehalem, a multithreaded architecture capable of, you’ve guessed it, eight cores per chip. The first 45nm Nehalems will also be available later this year. (Link)

What the hell are we going to do with so much cheap computing power?

Cheap ass computers

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 25-02-2008

The Kidz PC, an ancient Dell L500, caught a bug the other day so instead of fixing it I had the eldest kid pull the plug, literally. I made a deal that if each kid, there are two, put in a hundred bucks I would pay the balance for a brand-spanking new PC. I was figuring about $350 plus a monitor for a decent, Internet folly machine. I paid for the monitor since I was planning to get flat-screens for the remaining computers anyway.

For $459, which includes an $80 mail-in rebate, I got an Acer Aspire M1610 and a 19″ Acer wide-screen monitor with decent specs, and a Lexmark printer that I don’t need and will attempt to give away, if possible. In every way, shape, and form factor this PC is at least 10 times better than the Dell which it replaces. The Kidz are ecstatic, just like Christmas.

The Kidz had the satisfaction of exercising their purchasing power, along with the thrill of dickering with a moronic sales person, and slapping their hard-earned money on the counter when the deal was done. I think they are quite happy and proud with the transaction.

So anyway, I plug in all the bits and pieces and fire up the new Acer, which also came with Windows Vista Premium, and waited… and then waited some more. The machine came with a Gig of RAM but I think everyone who knows anything about Vista knows a Gig is not sufficient breathing room for the bloated operating system.

On the other hand, a Gig of Ram combined with an Intel dual core processor running Windows XP is blazingly fast. And WinXP is quite stable. I don’t need a fancy PC with a fancy operating system for an Internet folly device.

So I reformatted the hard drive, installed WinXP Pro, AVG anti-virus, Firefox, and Ad-aware and that’s my Internet-in-a-cheap box configuration.

The Singularity is Near

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 17-02-2008

Ray Kurzweil, author of The Singularity is Near, at the annual meeting of the US National Academy of Engineering in Boston

Machines will achieve human-level artificial intelligence by 2029, a leading US inventor has predicted.

Humanity is on the brink of advances that will see tiny robots implanted in people’s brains to make them more intelligent, said Ray Kurzweil. (Link)

Kurzweil is among 18 attending engineers at the meeting who were tasked with developing a list of fourteen challenges facing humanity as were trudge along towards the impending Singularity. The list:

  • Make solar energy affordable
  • Provide energy from fusion
  • Develop carbon sequestration
  • Manage the nitrogen cycle
  • Provide access to clean water
  • Reverse engineer the brain
  • Prevent nuclear terror
  • Secure cyberspace
  • Enhance virtual reality
  • Improve urban infrastructure
  • Advance health informatics
  • Engineer better medicines
  • Advance personalised learning
  • Explore natural frontiers


I’d say in the near term affordable solar energy and the efficient energy transfer and battery storage which that implies will have the greatest impact in terms of economics and liberty. The ability to store massive amounts of energy off the grid will change the basic equation of “how the world turns.”

After that, I’d say advanced personalised learning is most important for no other reason than to get rid of public education which is and will continue to be one of the great hurdles to overcome if we are to achieve any of the rest of the items on the list.

If I were young and were going to pick an industry to slave in, why I guess exploring natural frontiers, whatever that is, would be as good as anything.

Taking out garbage shows US might

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 14-02-2008

Maybe I just haven’t been paying enough attention but since I first heard several weeks ago that a military satellite was going to fall from orbit I don’t recall it being noted that the damn thing was barely over a year old. Sounds like someone made a big boo boo at the pentagon.

The Associated Press has learned that the option preferred by the Bush administration will be to fire a missile from a U.S. Navy cruiser, and shoot down the satellite before it enters Earth’s atmosphere.

I wonder if it will be a “nukular” missile.

Related:

Missile defenses can be used to counter China’s strategic anti-satellite weapons

Intel-lectual theft?

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 08-02-2008

When Intel decided to go with the Table Based Data Speculation Circuit for Parallel Processing Computer in the design of their Core2 Duo processors they probably didn’t think anyone would notice. Well, the Wisconsin Alumni Research Foundation did notice and has filed suit that their patent #5,781,752 has been violated.

I know I too have been wondering whether Intel had gone with table based data speculation circuit or had they gone another way… lol.

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Via Slashdot

Mail order genetic tests

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 04-02-2008

It would seem there are as many reasons as there are shrinks telling us those reasons why the availability of genetic tests not obtained via a shrink are bad medicine.

Scientists argue that selling these tests on the internet is dangerous. The technology is still in its infancy and cannot yet help make helpful diagnoses.

Professor Nick Craddock opines…

These tests will only worry, confuse and mislead the public and patients,’ said psychiatrist Professor Nick Craddock, of Cardiff University. ‘There is a long way to go before we have genetic tests that may be helpful to patients. Using tests at the moment is only likely to cause harm.’

Professor David Collier concurs, giving up the game I think as no one said anything about a clinic…

At best, these tests are clinically useless. At worst, their results could cause serious worries for patients.

Dr Cathryn Lewis, downplaying the risk of depression despite the fact that we live in such a stressful word that requires non-stop television commercials pushing drugs to ease the pain of depression:

The general risk of developing bipolar depression is around one per cent. If you possess the worst set of gene variants, then your risk rises to three per cent. That means you are three times more likely than average to get bipolar depression. That may seem worrying but it is still a very low risk

But the pharmcos, as always, are up to the task of defending their offerings.

Another test - to be marketed by NeuroMark, first in the US and later this year in Europe - is based on genes that predispose people to react badly to stress. If a person inherits this gene section from both parents, he or she has an increased chance of suffering from severe depression after stressful situations. ‘About 20 per cent of people have this combination,’ said Kim Bechthold, chief executive of the biotechnology company. ‘It is useful information to know.’

I agree the information would be useful to have. From my experience with shrinks, I trust a spittle test sent off in the mail about as much or more than I trust a highly-compensated drug-dispenser.

Perhaps some of those in the mental health field might want to send some spittle to NeuroMark. The thought of exchanging their snazzy offices in professional buildings and universities for a small cubby at Bedlam can’t be a pretty picture.

Nikon superzoom optics

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 19-01-2008

BIONIC EYES: “Scientists have taken the first step toward creating digital contact lenses that can zoom in on distant objects and display useful facts.” I’ll take a pair and some miracle ear hearing devices too.

Awesome Technology

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 09-01-2008

The restaurant business will be a perfect first generation application for the Microsoft surface computing platform. All you waiters and waitresses out there better hone up on a new craft because you will soon be replaced by a computer.

I hope there are other significant players in the surface computing field because so far my experience is that Microsoft sucks. Especially when they hold the dominant position in any given market. And even more so when they don’t.

American Automakers are heading towards extinction

Filed Under (Tech, Business) by Don C on 08-01-2008

All eyes on Tatas’ $2,500 Rs 1 lakh car

Reinventing the manufacturing process (and minimizing that as well) was one mantra to meeting the rigid six figure price point while innovative product design and packaging brought its own worth to the table. A third aspect—as important as meeting the price and mission objective—was getting component makers to also question and challenge all prevailing work and design approaches and come out with practical solutions that were logical, contemporary and effective without being overly complex.

If automobiles today cost half of what they do, people would buy three times as many. If they cost a third as much, people would buy four times as many. I would probably have at least three. People of better means would likely have four or five. Whatever is fashionable.

I would take a dependable, high-mileage, no-frills $5,000 car (as long as I could fit my sizable frame into it, and more importantly, get it out) for the sole purpose of commuting and I would take a second one for The Wife. Then I’d have a big honking suburban to load the family and dog and camping gear into for when we head out to the wild blue yonder. You might want a Mustang or a Charger for your riding-around-town-looking-cool car, but I’d reacquire a Harley, of which I have been bereft for some many years now.

Not only would consumers love it, but all of the good folk in Detroit along with their union beneficiaries who are on the inevitable path to obsolescence would love it, too.

Artificially inflated prices for American made automobiles are making our foreign competitors very rich while killing off the industry in the US. With the historic decline of the US dollar it seems the price of a Toyota would rise sharply compared to a similarly equipped Chevy. Why has that not happened?

Finally a simple formula to model the universe

Filed Under (Tech) by Don C on 18-11-2007

The management of human resources is ignorant to what conditions afford the most favorable operating parameters of the human brain. Very bright surfer dude Garrett Lisi’s paper entitled “An Exceptionally Simple Theory of Everything” may be on to something. The story is at Telegraph.co.uk:

Lisi’s inspiration lies in the most elegant and intricate shape known to mathematics, called E8 - a complex, eight-dimensional mathematical pattern with 248 points first found in 1887, but only fully understood by mathematicians this year after workings, that, if written out in tiny print, would cover an area the size of Manhattan.

And this is the simple version. Not only has Lisi perhaps described our universe mathematically, he has also illustrated that the powers of the human mind are best utilized in environments that are fun and pleasurable without a lot of superfluous noise. I do some of my best thinking while hiking out in the woods practicing my photography skills, for example.

The mind has a finite set of calculations it can perform in a given amount of time. We don’t yet know what that limit is and the limit may only be our inability to utilize more. Contrary to this point of view is the reality that since the beginning of history people in power have been determined to put a lid on those who they lord over. Someone might get hurt. Or worse, someone might get smart. People only need to be smart enough to do their job.

Lisi holds a doctorate but instead of holding a J.O.B. with a prestigious university he prefers to travel around doing the things he loves, surfing and snowboarding for example, despite the economic disadvantages. He also has a chick with him. Other than the money thing, he has it going on.

Considering all the widely-reported politically correct BS that has been going on at some of the most prestigious universities, I doubt that Lisi would have even been allowed to pursue his work.

(Via Instapundit)